Parapsychology of Mammarys

Can nipples be psychic? A recent study says yes! A recent study conducted by me. I was talking to my girlfriend, and she said she had to go to bed. So I decided to pull out the nipples to figure out whether she was really going to bed or not. I pulled it out, gave it a squeeze, and a small breath so it became hard. I waved it around.... and it came back with her thoughts! Garbled, of course.

My nipples told me that she was thinking 'bongongwankluk', which roughly translates to 'Bong Gong wank kluk'. The experts are 60% sure that 100% of evidence this inconclusively points in the general direction of the suggestion that she might not actually go to bed.

Another study will be conducted within the next few days... can female nipples lead to a breakthrough in translating what the male nipple receives? Tune in later, after I find some nipples!

10 hilarious questions

10 Hilarious questions (not ordered)

1. Who the hell took my fucking nacho's?
2. Can you go up there and tell them, 'Frank want's his fucking hotwings!' please?
3. What, how the hell did that get in your ass?
4. What, how the hell did that get out of your ass?
5. Stoned: 'Wait... What?'
6. ...Is that all of it?
7. Is it in?
8. WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY MOTHER FUCKING NACHO'S?!
9. Does anybody else tingle when they pee?
10. Aren't Rhino's mythical?

Another one? What?

A poem that rhymes..


Seeing things,
that cannot be,
a sure warning sign
of insanity.

A look in the mirror,
a sight of horrors,
unimaginable,
sinking despite the moores.

Can't stop now, it's almost finished,
they're taking me away, too soon.
My body is being numbed,
Out cold; before noon.

Brutally awakened by cold,
the dampness of a windowless room,
But not alone...
Sanity is the mark of loneliness.

Para-who-ah?

Don't ask me why,
I was born this way.
Don't bother with your condolences.
A loss is a loss.
No matter what you do, or say,
it's not going to change anything.
Not going to make me feel any better.
I could pretend for your own sake and satisfaction.
But that would be a twisting of the truth,
a dilution of the absolute.
A loss is a loss,
and no reason to give up.
but it leaves us with no reason to go on.
Paradoxical?
Crying get's me no where.
Mourning helps.
But it's myself that can help myself.
Floating in a reservoir of misery,
I can fumble until I find the drain,
the tap,
the spout.
Funny how 3 different words can put three different types of moods in your head so easily...
Funny, or confusing?
Confusing.
Much like trying to find the damn plug.
Did I mention that it's dark and slimy?
With little sharks swimming around nipping on exposed skin.
Fucking reservoir.

Fucking dirty sheep.

Things change all the time, and it takes a keen observer to piece together all of the things that do, or to see how one change is going to affect another. Most of the time people don't see it, but any argument started is usually started from a ripple effect. One thing changes to upset one person, this upset person changes another thing in order to compensate, which may upset more people. Those upset people go and upset other people, all the while the first person is still fuming about the first change. Now, an acquaintance decides to bug this still fuming person and he goes off on said acquaintance.

The same can be said about any argument as well. Something is said (perhaps unintentionally) to upset one person, so that person (for some reason) decides it's okay to insult back. Now, both parties are completely wrong in doing so, and there is no excuse for it.

So, I ask you: Why is it so hard to admit when you are wrong? People stay mad at eachother for so long, till they realize what they were arguing about or till they forget. The social ladder and hierarchy is the most disgusting, pitifully twisted thing imaginable. But imagine how eventful life would be if everything were perfect. The number one threat to America (bears) would have killed us all long ago if things were perfect.

Thank god for stubborn stupidity, and the lack of common sense. Thank god for those who seek power aggressively. Thank the Lord Almighty for allowing so many people to be sheep to follow and do whatever they have been brainwashed to believe in, because if people weren't sheep.. God wouldn't exist. Paradoxical, I know. Somewhat of a shitty point of view, but alot of people don't realize blind stupid aggression is what keeps the world turning.

Fuel, the oil companies aggressively fight with each other, with the environment and whoever get's in there way. Blind stupidity of the public makes them hate the oil companies for doing so, yet everyone continues to buy gas from them. And when they stop, and the prices rise, it's obviously their fault. Not the publics. Not the sheep that drive them onwards. If people weren't stupid with money, they could afford everything in the efficient ways possible.

But, as ever, the retardation and perversion of media sources brainwashes the gullible sheep. But soon enough, we'll all be lemmings and jump off a large metaphorical cliff to our deaths.

Abyss

The dark one's hand struck out,
to take another mortal from this plain.
Leaving everything behind;
to wander down the dark passages,
into the fiery hell of forever night.

'Set loose mine chains, evil ones!'
The sound is screaming;
torturous.
Others who had been trapped,
who are afflicted by disease and sores.

A fiery hell indeed,
burning and twisting;
pulsing and moving;
untraceable by pen,
matter not where sight lands.

Creatures crawling.
Limping and stalking,
feeding from the sorrow of lost conciousness,
and eternal pain and damnation.

Hope is lost,
immediately sucked from you by loneliness of the place.
It is not missed...
it had never been felt.

Never will the light of day shine again.

Music

I listened to some old songs a little while ago. They were alot better composed than music is now. As music progressed into what is now considered modern, it lost a lot of it's charm. The sounds now are generic: Opening riff(or whatever opens the song) first verses--> chorus ---> second verse--> chorus ---> possible break or riff--> chorus.

There's no diversity anymore. It's all the same sound (excepting a couple bands of course) with very little variation. Every once in a bands will come out with a song or two with a unique sound, and then all of a sudden everyone else has the same sound because people are fucking sheep. I'm pretty sick of it to be honest. I can't listen to music now without thinking, 'Jesus, I just listened to this exact tune 5 songs in a row.'

I think it's time for the big boy recording companies to let some different sounds be sponsered and recorded.

Just my two cents about that.

And fuck everyone for being stuck up asshole lately. I'm sick of being fucked around.